To all you fabulous pseudo intellectuals who think reading this will be a glimpse into my inner soul or some garb like that...
Well kids take you preconceived notions of me and do me a favor...finish this bio? This is the part where i "enhance" my well being to maybe gain the trust and love of fellow deviants. Maybe if we have some common ground we can be friends and stalk each other and live in the land of illusions with are white picket firewalls.
so if you choose to read on be my guest but before you feel duped by my cynical disregard for human emotion,life, grammar,spelling...so on and so on. I will let you in on a little secret I choose to ramble. i honestly don't have a favorite movie nor color i don't have a favorite artist,author, etc. i actually evolve...therefore all my so called "favorites" do as well. i rather fill out my weight, height and bra size then invest time in filling out what my damn favorite color is...i don't know which is lamer filling it out or talking about filling it out.i also REFUSE to capitalize the letter i...get over it...i'm lazy. anyways as far as my "art" goes...i don't have much time to doodle due to the fact i had a baby...pi=time(baby X pi) = give me a fucking break². Time is not something i vast in. like my dull ass use too...but when i had time i never used it wisley anyways. so eh, "fuck it" i say.I'm not going for realism i'm not trying to be the next American artist... i don't have a "style" well, not a style i'm going for. i don't always doodle within the lines i gave up on perfection when i looked in the mirror. I try not to draw perfect girls i like a woman with a lil junk in the trunk or anorexic. Ah, the beauty of art. even the ugly succeed. "viva la revolution" I don't have any breakthrough 3d art programs.i don't have a waccom tablet.i have an average camera my tools are less the adequate...they say"it's not the tools you have, it's how you use them"...you know that was some egotistical British fuck with everything he needed minus the talent. fucker. ~anyways~ i download quite a few brushes off some torrents...yes i'm a thief quick report abuse. like all you kids "bought" you're infamous Photoshop **gives you the hand** anyways point being i don't have the names to some of these damn brushes so if you think i'm stealing....then wow! you didn't have five minutes to waste and read my substandard bio. don't you want to know me! Anyways i'm not trying to douche you everyone knows douching gets rid of good bacteria...and bacteria is the only culture i have. so let me know and i will be happy to put your name next to my "art". I don't even know if i will use half the brushes i have. i usually just make my own because your brushes don't meet the golden rule.Being pretentious makes my dick giggle. anyways...i don't know where else to go with this...i'm using my masturbation hand to type seems like a waste.please... don't try and read into my art think im some deep tortured soul...i'm just a bored chick with some (-)time on her masturbation hand. give me a break with all that jibber-jabber..."it is, what it is." ha ha...and just for future reference i'm a pretentious self-absorbed belittling twat with mentel issues that go beyond art and science, and in some sick twisted way (this is where the self absorbed part comes in)...i love every minute of my sick whacked out behavior patterns. now if i could just get rid of these fat thighs...eh, it's all gravy baby.